What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:13

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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
What are some sad truths about life?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes